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Last Joke For August and it's a cracker

Voted Best Joke in Ireland



John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me
life between the legs of me wife!' That won him the top prize at the pub
for the best toast of thenight! He went home and told his wife, Mary, 'I won
the prize for the Best Toast of the Night' She said, 'Aye, did ye now and
would you be telling me what was your toast?' John said, 'Here's to
spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.' 'Oh, that
is very nice indeed, John!' Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the
street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, 'John won the prize the
other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.' She said, 'Aye, sure
and he told me and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been
there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time
I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.'