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Girls night out...
SOUND FAMILIAR ANYONE..................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!..
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told
my
husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours
passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the
door,
the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly,
realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when
totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNITE!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
"Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that
one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he
said,
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh.
shit.",
cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times,
giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and
farted."
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that is great i think a few people can relate to that ha ha ha
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