KayaKoyuOldBoy

In mid-July Teletext Holidays on channel 665 will begin running a feature on holidays in Turkey presented by David Bull. They're going to show it several times a day for about 6 weeks. Part of it features horse riding in Kaya Koyu and guess who's one of the riders? Yep, that's me!

The best bit won't be shown however. That's where we all cantered towards the camera and when we went past we were supposed to stop. Only, my horse (yes Dippey, it was Bayas again) decided that he really fancied a bit of a gallop. I had to run him into a tree to stop him! But, at least I managed to stay on this time.[)]

Gail

Brilliant, shame they've cut the best piece I will watch out for that.

Dippey

The best bit is yet to come when sexing his ducks[] Don't forget the loud ones are female, if they are quiet just chase them to find out what noise they make.

Dipps

KK Ps just booked 4/7 - 12/7, not too sure of my plans yet, but concentrating mostly on tieing loose ends up and sorting out snagging list. Going on my own this time, so I think I'm gonna be hassled a lot not having Ej and John at my side, should be interesting!! must behave!

KayaKoyuOldBoy

Do you need picking up from Dalaman?

Dippey

Thks KK for your generousity v.kind of u, but its a nasty night flight lands at 02.50am. Hanel should make arrangements as the main reason i'm going over is to have a meeting with them, or hire car from Orange, or Hasan transfer. Failing those three I'll resort to short skirt, big smile, girlie attitude, dumb look- might get me a lift!

Ps forgot to mention the other way to sex a duck - grab hold of it, flip it upside down, stick your small finger into the second hole (not the one it cr*ps out of!), if your finger hits a hard bit inside thats the male ducks internal penis, if it feels like a never ending cavern then it female. Have fun, looking forward to seeing you doing that on telly



Dipps