KayaKoyuOldBoy

For those of us old enough to remember how simple life used to be, here are some Technical Support FAQs from my era.

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has a distorted display. What should I do?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it. Set it down.

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has lines that prevent me from doing my art project.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document from my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I keep from losing my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Stop shaking it.

immac

I get the sense that you are a bit bored. Migros are selling jig-saw puzzles if you need a distraction.
Ian

bobthenob

Here is a opportunity for you to get active,and also for you, to show your appreciation to all the living things on earth.Build an Ark.Not only is it phariputic,it is also a occupation to stimulate the mind.
Here are a few important rules to follow.
1/Always plan ahead,because it wasn’t raining when Noah was beavering away.
2/Always remember,you could be called upon at a moments notice without knowing it,by the unseen forces,whether your playing with your rubber duck,or cross dressing in the utility room,resembling a cloned Bavarian elf,that’s your choice.But you must be ready for duty.
3/While your building that 600meter boat in your front garden,blocking all the sun light towards your neighbours.Remember to stay enlightened,and ignore all the critics walking past your house.Comments your likely to experience are:still on those tablets,l see, and o the side effects has taken hold, imagining floods and listening to voices.lgnore them,just get on with the job that needs to be done,the critics will be sorry.
4/Pace your work,speed isn’t everything,the pair of snails on board with the fastest land animal on earth,the cheetah,are on board together.Their can’t run either.So your stuck with it.
6/Remember also we are all in the same boat,so its share share alike,especially those tablets you have been acummilating over time.
7/For safty sake,always travel in pairs,the health and safety policy,enforces these oppressive rules so that we can piss each other off.
8/When your feeling stressed and washed out,just float on it for a while,and remember you have been specificly chosen to create this boat to house all those lovely flesh eating,diseased ridden creatures of the world,because you’re a nice guy.
9/Remember,when the rains come,don’t miss the boat,by having it out with your neighbours,telling them l told you so,there’s no room for you,so build your own.
10/But remember this,the ark was built by an amateur,but the titanic was built by the professionals,isn’t that reasurring to know that you thought you didn’t have it in you to build something as large as an ark that doesn’t sink.So the moral of the story is,when you hear voices,remember others are just jealous of you because the voices are only speaking to you.
11/No matter how strong the storm is,during the 40 days and 40 nights,because when you are with god,there will be a rainbow waiting for you.
12/Make sure you chuck that etch o sketch over board,because in the new life,there will be computers with viruses,spam, annoying e-mails etc,just to piss us off,and it starts all over again.They do say history does repeat itself.Happy building.

KayaKoyuOldBoy

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