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12th April 2008, 19:22
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bobthenob
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What beer does to men
Very disturbing finding have been discovered,from the behaviour of men while drinking.
A copied article,with a few alterations,but l can't remember where l copied it from
Potion changing Men into Women
Scientists announced to the world the alarming results of a recent analysis, that found the presence of female hormones in beer. This comes as a cruel blow to all men.
It is advised that if you are male between the ages of 18 and 85, you may need to seek medical assistance to assess your beer consumption.
WARNING: Drinking beer eventually turns men into women.
THE TEST: 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.
THE RESULT: 100% of the men:
- Gained weight
- Talked excessively without making sense
- Became overly emotional
- Couldn't drive
- Failed to think rationally
- Argued over nothing
- Had to sit down while urinating
- Refused to apologize when wrong
NOTE: No further testing is planned ,because of the possibility of a revolt from the biological women
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12th April 2008, 19:47
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Computer Engineer
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Re: What beer does to men
LMAO nice 1
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13th April 2008, 03:02
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Senior Member
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Re: What beer does to men
Beer.
Gods invention that ugly women (or men) get laid!!
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13th April 2008, 06:35
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Ridundent Spel Cheker
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Re: What beer does to men
Well, I am sorry, Bob, but that list just about sums up men even when they haven't been drinking. Again, I am sorry, but I just can't see that drinking beer turns men into women at all.
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13th April 2008, 10:57
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Senior Member
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Re: What beer does to men
naw..it doesnt..it just makes them more so like themselves.
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13th April 2008, 11:00
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Senior Member
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Re: What beer does to men
Nice one BTN
Cheers Peter
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20th April 2008, 10:27
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Max Forlani
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Re: What beer does to men
This has nothing to do with beer, but with tooooo much alcohol.
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20th April 2008, 10:33
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Ridundent Spel Cheker
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Re: What beer does to men
And beer isn't alcohol, of course. We all know that.
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